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Winter Cycling....
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By:
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Mo
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Mood:
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Annoyed
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Date:
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Jan 27, 2009
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Music:
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None
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Winter Bicycling
OK so I don't want to share the road with you drivers anymore than you people want to share the road with me……the pesky cyclist.
Nine times out of ten you won't see me. I ride on paths and routes far out of your cross hairs.
Unfortunately the snowy weather today has necessitated that I ride my bike in the road...to be honest a bit more toward the center of the street than I'm comfortable being.
Oh well….I need to pass safely too.
When you see me…..slow down and take care to pass.
If I'm in front of you I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY….did you ever learn to read? Didn't you get the memo?
If so, did you read your fucking drivers guide before you got your license?
When you see me in front of you(in my bright red coat)…..This does not mean speed up and be a dip shit……but you do anyway.
How many times do I have to give you the bird for you to pull over so I can kick the piss out of you……you fat fucking driver?
So I guess you think it is OK to speed up and come towards me and roll down your window to shout obscenities at me?
You're a fucking douche bag! I bet you have a small penis!
After you pulled this shit, I stopped and flipped you off at least 10 times this morning.
Apparently you are too big of a pussy to stop after I respond to your dumb ass.
Do you realize that you're driving a 2 ton weapon on a sheet of ice?
Listen, I know that you were probably heading to 7-11 to get a pack of smokes. I know that you were wearing your flip flops even though it was -12 degrees this morning.
This is no excuse.
You were the instigator in this case. You taunt me with your shouts and taunts riding in a heavy vehicle.
And I tell you to fuck off…..multiple times….Why not stop?
I'll tell you why.
It's because you are a fat fuck driver.
Meanwhile, I ride my bike everywhere, and swim, and ski, and I would fucking kick your ass from here till next Monday. AND YOU KNOW IT…you fat fucking driver.
One douche bag driver in a day is enough, but to put up with your ignorance twice in a day….well it sucks.
The lady who honked at me tonight (while I was in the cross walk) go fuck yourself!
Because it's obvious that your husband isn't.
I won't hold it against you, even though I had the right of way being in the cross walk and all.
I know that you can't help being a Bitch because you are a woman. It comes naturally.
I flipped you off anyway, and had you stopped I probably would have kicked your dumb ass too.
Good thing my doctor gave me some good meds today…...
Next time you honk your fat ass driver horn at me you better be prepared to get out and fucking go!
I'll throw my bike at your ass or shitty fucking car.
I guarantee it will hurt less than when you choose to use your car/van/truck as a weapon against me.
Get in shape and share the road…….especially when it's winter time.
…end rant……..
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